February 2012
channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
me: *leaves room and walks into kitchen*
dad: hey she came out of her hole
dad: it's like you live in a cave
dad: we haven't seen you in a while
dad: it's like you're a gnome or troll or something
dad: you only leave to stock up on food
dad: oh and there she goes
dad: walking right past me with her food
dad: see you in a few days
wish I could exchange my heart for another liver....
marmitejarzzz:
Death would be so much easier some days.
Anonymous asked: how many followers do you have?
Anonymous asked: would you cheat in a relationship?
callmehopeless-andnotaromantic:
I’m going to be thin. I’m going to wear baggy jumpers and look nice, rather than look like I’m covering up something. I’m going to wear shorts and not constantly worry that my legs are on show. I’m going to look nice at the beach. I’m going to be happy with my body.
jakegwilliam asked: You are hands down one of the most kindest, sweetest girls I have ever met, you're a really lovely person to be around and an amazing friend! <3 I can tell you anything and can trust you to keep it secret. You are also amazingly beautiful! I am so so so glad I know you <3 Love you Nat! xxx
1 tag
First base: being in the same room
Second base: breathing the same air
Third base: eye contact
When girls are on their period...
Girl: Hey can you check for me?
Friend: Yeah walk in front of me.
*looks at butt*
Friend: Nope, you're good.
I love arguing with people who can't even...